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The Man who believed
The Man who believed
"The man who knew how" from Buckle's point of view
Another Thursday evening and I was still sitting in the train waiting to get to the next crime scene." I love my job as a crime-reporter but those long train journeys are just so nerve-racking!" I thought and looked around. There was only one man sitting opposite me who was trying to read an inadequate crime story. I was so bored that I just kept staring at the man to freak him mentally out – one of my bad habits when I am bored. I looked at him with my faked secret face and I noticed him slowly getting restless.  He offered me one of his crime stories, but I refused politely and replied:
"I don't really like crime stories because of the incompetent murders. The ones in real life are carried out in a better way."
"He didn't seem convinced. Even better. Now I can tease him, have a bit of fun and tell him about my perfect murder with sulphate of thanatol and a hot bath," I thought. The man seeme
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Mommy did it by esregnetkekse Mommy did it :iconesregnetkekse:esregnetkekse 0 0 Rodrigo by esregnetkekse Rodrigo :iconesregnetkekse:esregnetkekse 0 0


tomorrow's final crash by agnes-cecile tomorrow's final crash :iconagnes-cecile:agnes-cecile 4,324 191 Sections - My secret by roxanac Sections - My secret :iconroxanac:roxanac 1,330 132 Sewer Side Up by AnnaNicola Sewer Side Up :iconannanicola:AnnaNicola 1,456 258 JACK HAND TERRIER by romanolsanik JACK HAND TERRIER :iconromanolsanik:romanolsanik 3,181 904 Mariah Minimal by IleanaHunter Mariah Minimal :iconileanahunter:IleanaHunter 2,289 225 Last kiss by deignis Last kiss :icondeignis:deignis 8,538 825
Anthropomorphism for Beginners
I found Grandma on the street today
reborn as a rock.
I didn't recognize her at first
without her turquoise-rim glasses
or her always-falling-out-in-public teeth;
she was standing in the gutter on her bald,
lopsided head.
Mom tells me Grandma's gone to nag God into slaughtering spiders
and taking the farts out of vegetables,
but if you squint your eyes and tilt your head,
you can see Grandma's crooked nose--
the one that she broke
playing badminton last year--
and the way her eyes crinkle at the corners
when she talks about cheating
to beat me at checkers.
And it's just like Grandma to come back as a rock;
Mom's always called her a stubborn old crook,
and it looks like Grandma's holding a bag of stolen money
under her billowing Hippie-Days shirt sleeves
if you turn her just slightly to the right.
I think I'm gonna keep her in my bedroom.
Just in case.
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Long Tutorial is Long by TastesLikeAnya Long Tutorial is Long :icontasteslikeanya:TastesLikeAnya 10,154 629 Vector Tutorial by MattVTwelve Vector Tutorial :iconmattvtwelve:MattVTwelve 752 37 Coloring Tutorial and Sai Tips by DyMaraway Coloring Tutorial and Sai Tips :icondymaraway:DyMaraway 19,416 1,612 Noojie's Coloring Tutorial by Noojie-Woojie Noojie's Coloring Tutorial :iconnoojie-woojie:Noojie-Woojie 860 99 Deer by JmWarkentin Deer :iconjmwarkentin:JmWarkentin 1,340 113 Revolution Against Hatred by perfect-tea Revolution Against Hatred :iconperfect-tea:perfect-tea 1,847 595 magic trio by dkraner magic trio :icondkraner:dkraner 2,013 113 Cyber Surgeryy by santiago-simple Cyber Surgeryy :iconsantiago-simple:santiago-simple 8 28 Hands in hand by PezZcado Hands in hand :iconpezzcado:PezZcado 2,353 700



Current Residence: Germany - RLP
Favourite style of art: photography, drawing
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Personal Quote: Wir haben auch 'nen Wohnwagen.
Ok... as some people may know, I work at an ice cream salon/shop/cafe...
today, there was a guy that "celebrated" his birthday with lots of prosecco (the guy was a lot older than me ... and I mean A LOT)
everytime I passed him to get icecream to people (and I passed him A LOT) he'd go "hello" - "Hello" - "HELLO" when I answered yes, he'd go "Do you wanna go out with me?" and so on and so on... EVERYTIME I PASSED HIM... then I told him that I have a boyfriend... he still wouldnt stop... so my co-worker told me to just not answer and still be nice... well it was really fucking me up and getting on my nerves... so then my co-worker told him "Leave her alone, I'm her boyfriend so mind your own business and go ask her if you don't believe me"
And I am SO thankful that he did that.

People like that just make my day!

I'm so glad that he's my co-worker... And then there was another nice kid that asked me "Hey can I help you with the cushions? I really would." And that was sooo sweet... but I mean it's my job so I told him that it's ok and he can go sit back down =D And when I saw him sit down I saw that he wasn't even eating at our salon =D so that was really nice.

So thanks to those two people who made my day a lot brighter.

Oh... instead of just rambling I can tell something about art as well =D so that it goes along with dA
I'm painting on a kinda phoenix-ish bird and am down with the head down to the wings... hopefully I'll get done soon =D
  • Listening to: Parachute - Words meet heartbeats
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LaLunatique Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the watch :)

and by the way, very beautiful gallery you have there!
omuuu Featured By Owner May 5, 2011
Your photography is amazing!! : D
It's really professional, and the skills that you use are really good too. Keep up the good work, it's impressive!
cetrobo Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011   Photographer

Many many thanks my Friend !
I'm very honored.

Best Regards
Have a good day
KisaBlue Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2010
Thankyou muchly for the fave, it is greatly appreciated :cuddle:
Klarastrophe Featured By Owner May 17, 2010   Photographer
ZiBaricon Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the watch!
pyro-tom Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2010  Professional Photographer
Thanks for the fave :).
esregnetkekse Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
welcome =)
jshapeshifter Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010
Thank you very much, nice to meet you...jss
londonjohn Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
thank you for the watch! It is very kind of you. :-)
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